Deacon's Demon

During Town Hall Meeting, Deacon speaks ad nauseum to the staff. He's talking about his 3 weeks vacation on a private island with all of his friends and family, complaining  about mixed up tickets and lost luggage 1st world problems, back with a tan.

 

Staff can't afford to take vacations because starvation and everyone works 2 jobs except I'm a universal plasma donor AB+ so I donate 9x a month to make $480 more a month to afford to work at Father Joe's Village for over 2 years

 

Or Every time we were alone and no 3rd party, Deacon reminds us "were in CA and we are AT WILL and he requires  NO cause to fire us" Every time we were alone he said it. And they tried that shit on me. No, I don't think so. I digress. 

 

But this particular day he is gushing about Hitler.

 

He says "Hitler was the most charismatic leader, all people followed him, and he was an expert orator, when he spoke the people listened, and he was quite intelligent, no he was really, really, really Brilliant..."

 

Have you ever heard this before? It is really disturbing.

 

About 50 staff and no one is paying any attention to him, except for me. 

 

And he's gushing. He's in bliss. He looks drunk or high. A Psychopathic orgasm.

 

I'm dripping in sweat. It's running down my brow. I'm thinking "Oh no! Now, I know why I'm here. Oh no. I was tricked. I knew it was too good to be true. I was tricked. He's like the main guy, head of San Diego homelessness efforts. Oh no. I knew it!"

 

I hadn't believed In God since I was 8 years old. My childhood was attempted murder, suicide, strangulation, rape semi-nightly. I had to stop murders and do war triage 7-12 years old. Here I was 32 years later and the moment I saw Deacon's psychopath - demon, I instantly knew there was a God, that cared and I was at work now.

 

The town hall ends and staff wake up and leave the auditorium. I say to one of my supervisors, "Can you believe his rant about Hitler?"

 

She says, "No. Not at all. He does it all the time"

 

What?! Who do I work for!? I expected Catholics, not Nazis!!

 

 

 

Ultimate Recruit

I went to HR immediately and asked "Where's the ad I responded to, the job posting?"

 

They asked "What ad?"

 

I said the one that says:

 

Housing Locator 

 

Veteran Property Manager 10 years + with a Psychology degree

 

The next page said 

 

Father Joe's Village 

 

HR phone number.

 

That's all it said and when I called I got the HR Generalist and he asked if I wanted to do my interview and I "Sure. Why not?" I would never have called or applied if not for that ad. I would never have worked for a religious organization. I hate religion. 

 

They asked "Where did you see it?"

 

I said "It wasn't a job site. I Google searched "housing job" and it came up in a Google standardized job posting. They all look alike but different employers. It was the top one"

 

They said "We don't have an ad like that"

 

I said "Ok, what does your Housing Locator ad say?"

 

He said "You know a degree isn't required for the job so we don't specify. We just say degree a +. And property management experience a +. Skills, Duties, Job description and not the HR Generalist number, just HR Main"

 

I said "OK! Thank you!"

 

They said "Sure Charity!"

 

I thought *OMG I was really recruited by higher than Father Joe's HR. And Leadership. Oh Wow. Unbelievable. I never believed anything like this happens. 

 

Then I felt played, "Great God. I've believed in you for 15 minutes and I feel like a dumbass. Ha ha ha. You got me. You're Hilarious. I knew it was a set up.

 

I should've just kept on going. Like "That's a trap!" I knew it was too good to be true. Tricked me into working for evil Catholics. Wow. Good one God.

 

What am I here for? Deacon? Yeah, I saw him. You're hilarious. I'm working for evil Catholics and God. This is really somethin"

 

I nailed 3 interviews when normally I say something smart or dumb and blow it but I knew all the answers organically. 

 

I happen to know Leadership is supposed to sign off on every hire and I bypassed them at every stage last being Jessica Johnson.

 

The end of my interview I told her, in evil like voice "I'm gonna kill it for you!" She thought I was pure evil and hired me on the spot.

 

And it has been Good v Evil showdown my whole 2.5 years working there and to date. I was always protecting the staff and clients from psychopathic leadership.